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Top 7 Tools for Better Blogging

Hey there devoted fans, it’s your favorite expert blogger! I have been getting a lot of feedback recently from my fan base saying “Gee, Scort, how can I write more blogs that are better? Well in this article, I will explain how to blog better as easy as 1,2,3,4! 1. A Dictionary There are over…

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Veganism is Stupid by Greg Forwer

There’s a lot of dumb ideas in this world.  Stupid ideologies, ill-formed, contradictory belief systems, and outright inane values (see: stamp collecting), but nothing could possibly be more substanceless than veganism.  For the uninformed, and fortunately unexposed, veganism is abstaining from products made from animals so that includes meat, cheese, and any other animal product…

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You Don’t Think I Can Quit Gambling? Wanna bet?

If you’re so sure I lack the will power to stop putting my money on allegedly rigged chance-based games, how about we settle this interestingly? Here’s the bet: $200 says I can quit gambling as soon as we agree to make this outcome have significant financial ramifications in my life. Oh come on, don’t be…

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Top 5 Countdown: How to Read More by Scort G. Finkercorn

Everyone knows that reading is good. It helps you to learn new things like words, facts, and sentences. The problem is with so many different things distracting us such as computers, phones, and appliances, it can be hard to get yourself to sit down with a “boring” old book. As a skilled reader, however, I have…

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OUTDATED: Why I am a Vegan

too long; didn’t read: it’s wrong to buy factory-farmed animal meat because animal pain, but eating meat isn’t inherently wrong. Update August 15,2013: Not that anyone cares, but I am no longer vegan. I am now a pescetarian. I simply stopped giving a shit enough to eat fish (they are idiots), and to cause suffering…